Dumb Things Corporations Tell Us #1
Found under Cooking Directions on Kraft's Jack's Naturally Rising Cheese Pizza (found in your frozen food aisle)
"Do Not Eat Pizza Without Cooking." (emphasis Kraft's)
Are we that dumb, that American corporations now have to tell us we should cook our frozen pizzas before eating them?
And, what if I WANT to eat my pizza frozen? Is there some sub-molecular change that occurs in cooking that would make it less dangerous to eat than when it's frozen? I mean, frozen or not, the ingredients are the same ... aren't they?
"Do Not Eat Pizza Without Cooking." (emphasis Kraft's)
Are we that dumb, that American corporations now have to tell us we should cook our frozen pizzas before eating them?
And, what if I WANT to eat my pizza frozen? Is there some sub-molecular change that occurs in cooking that would make it less dangerous to eat than when it's frozen? I mean, frozen or not, the ingredients are the same ... aren't they?
1 Comments:
"Frozen" seems like a good way to break a molar.
By
Michael Guy, at 5:36 PM
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